10 Best Ways to Get on Someones Bad Side

1. Laugh at them for no reason: This works ALL the time, just laugh at them. Not with them, AT them. 

2. Put Vaseline on their windshield:  No amount of Dr Clean will help them. Mwahaha! 

3. Stare at them across a room until they have to look at you, then give them a disgusted look, shrug, and look away. 


4. Give them the silent treatment: Every time they try to talk to you, make sure to look in their eyes and not say one word before walking away. 

5. If they have a crush on someone you know: Write a letter to them disguising as their crush and send it to them via postal service. Try to catch their reaction on tape. 

6. When they go to the restroom: Make sure to take out all the toilet paper before they go in the stall. 

7. If they are a parent: Tell them their kids are spoiled and ill mannered. That'll get 'em good.

8. Every time they start a sentence: Interrupt them and talk about how awesome you are. 

9. Go on google and type 'Best pranks of all time': Rein-act those pranks on the person of interest as your target. 

10. Befriend them until they trust you: When you have their trust, make sure to rip out their heart and crush it into a million little pieces (My personal favorite kind of sabotage)


Most important: DON'T GET CAUGHT. 





Disclaimer: This is all jokes kids. Be nice and love each other.