10 Best Ways to Get on Someones Bad Side

1. Laugh at them for no reason: This works ALL the time, just laugh at them. Not with them, AT them. 

2. Put Vaseline on their windshield:  No amount of Dr Clean will help them. Mwahaha! 

3. Stare at them across a room until they have to look at you, then give them a disgusted look, shrug, and look away. 


4. Give them the silent treatment: Every time they try to talk to you, make sure to look in their eyes and not say one word before walking away. 

5. If they have a crush on someone you know: Write a letter to them disguising as their crush and send it to them via postal service. Try to catch their reaction on tape. 

6. When they go to the restroom: Make sure to take out all the toilet paper before they go in the stall. 

7. If they are a parent: Tell them their kids are spoiled and ill mannered. That'll get 'em good.

8. Every time they start a sentence: Interrupt them and talk about how awesome you are. 

9. Go on google and type 'Best pranks of all time': Rein-act those pranks on the person of interest as your target. 

10. Befriend them until they trust you: When you have their trust, make sure to rip out their heart and crush it into a million little pieces (My personal favorite kind of sabotage)


Most important: DON'T GET CAUGHT. 





Disclaimer: This is all jokes kids. Be nice and love each other. 

Why people love Seattle

1. We have beautiful Scenery: We all unanimously agree that Seattle has spectacular views no matter where you are and what time of year it is. From the hills to the valleys to the great Mt. Rainier that stands gloriously over your shoulders!

2. We have an incredible live music scene: Every year, we have almost every 'Big name' artist visit us. This year alone: Bon Jovi, Paul McCartney, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Fall Out Boy, Pink, Paramore, Drake, One Direction, etc.

3. We have a festival for every sunny day.. and occasionally rainy-day: Northwest Folklife Festival, Cap Hill Block Party, Fremont Fair, Hempfest, Bumpershoot, and so on (List: http://www.seattle.gov/music/festivals.htm)

4. The arts are prominent and appreciated: Every year we have a ton of artwalks and different expressions of art. My favorite has got to be when the tree's get covered in colorful wraps to brighten up the parks in the winter, locally called 'yarn-bombing'.

5. It rains a lot.. but when the sun decides to come out, the days are oh so sweet! On the good days, the grass is greener, the sun feels hotter, the depression subsides, and the freaks come out...

   6. We have the freshest seafood in the Pacific Northwest: We get delicious fresh sushi in abundance.

7. We celebrate hard. All of our Holidays are celebrated. National pie day? Celebrated. Hug your cat day? Cat Hugged. Blame someone else day? Blamed and done. Like I said, We go hard or go home.

And with that, I have made you Jealous and hungry. You are welcome!